Message 30/34
Date: 29-Aug-03 @ 12:48 PM -
RE: in the bar again
Old dear joke 2
A family is placing dear old gran into a home, so they go down to visit after she's been in for a month, and they are all sitting in the visitor room with the Manager and their mum chatting about how she's doing and whatever...
All of a sudden, the gran starts to lean over to one side in her chair like she's dozing off... Quickly, one of the assistants walks over and props her back up-right again...they continue their conversation with the manager
Aagain, the old dear starts to gradualy lean over in her chair sideways as if she's falling asleep over the arm, and again an assistant props her back upright again
The conversation continues and the gran starts to lean over sideways several times as the conversation continues, and each time, as she's starting to lean over sideways onto the arm of the chair, an assistant hops over and keeps on propping her back upright again...
Eventualy the chat finishes and they are about to leave..
"Everything ok then Granny?... The manager says you're doing really well!"
Granny replies...
"Oh... it's ok I s'pose, but every time you go to fart they keep propping you back upright again!"