Message 36/101
Date: 19-Jul-03 @ 12:30 AM -
RE: influx's favourite producer
The Lone Ranger got caught by a tribe on Soux who stripped him naked and tied him between four posts.
The big cheif turned to The Lone Ranger and said "White man, for the many crimes you have commited to the Soux nation, we are going to cover you in honey and let the killer ants and vultures slowly devower you. Do you have any last requests ?"
The Lone Ranger asks to have one last chat to his loyal horse, Silver. The horse is led over and The Lone Ranger whispers a few quick words in his ear.
The horse jumps and and takes off into the distance, returning shortly after with a naked buxom wench on his back and stopping next to The Lone Ranger. The woman climbs off the horse, sits astride the naked cowboy and procedes to ride him until he is spent, before kissing him gently on the cheek and walking off into the distance.
The Soux chief and his indians, obviously impressed by this, ask the Lone Ranger is he has one last request ? The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
The horse is led over to the Lone Ranger, who pushes himself up to the horses ear and shouts....
"I SAID 'POSSIE'"