Original Message 1/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  01:04 PM   -   Fiver

Jock Munro

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I havent had a shit for 6 days. Do I win £5 ?

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Message 2/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  02:00 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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Your full of shit then  

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Message 3/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  03:15 PM   -   RE: Fiver

Jock Munro

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Yes, I suppose I am

Bloody bran flakes, it says on the packet "feel good after two weeks". Do they mean "feel good after two weeks of sitting on the chod bin shitting yourself inside out" or just two weeks in general ? Coz I feel like I'm going to shit a fucking aircraft carrier out of my rear loader.

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Message 4/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  04:57 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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lol - bran flakes suck... try a bloody great huge spliff, that usualy works!

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Message 5/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  09:45 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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along a freshly brewed pot of ridiculously strong coffee.

TO THE SHELTERS !!!

*puts on fall-out suite*

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Message 6/19                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  10:59 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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coffee and cigarette especially

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Message 7/19                 Date: 25-Nov-04  @  01:41 AM   -   RE: Fiver

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coffee+cigarette

MacDonalds

cocaine

being late for something

being about to get laid


... these are the only sure-bets.

for me, merely waking up in the morning always suffices. never had a problem, unless i have to hurry off somewhere before it hits, but that's gotta be within like 10 minutes of getting out of bed.

anyone else?

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Message 8/19                 Date: 25-Nov-04  @  01:42 AM     Edit: 25-Nov-04  |  01:42 AM   -   RE: Fiver

psylichon

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oh yeah, forgot coming down off mushrooms.... if that isn't a religious experience for ya, you have some serious issues.

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Message 9/19                 Date: 25-Nov-04  @  06:21 AM   -   RE: Fiver

Garuna

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food poisoning

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Message 10/19                 Date: 25-Nov-04  @  07:10 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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hot coffee + cold orange juice. works a treat

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