Original Message                 Date: 24-Nov-04  @  01:04 PM   -   Fiver

Jock Munro

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I havent had a shit for 6 days. Do I win £5 ?

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Message 11/19                 Date: 26-Nov-04  @  04:26 PM   -   RE: Fiver

Jock Munro

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god yeah, a pot of fresh coffee can certaintly shift yer guts, although its not a satisfyingly super dense poo, like one of the ones that hits the water before it leaves yer arse.

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Message 12/19                 Date: 26-Nov-04  @  10:00 PM     Edit: 26-Nov-04  |  10:01 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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try a fine thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings. worked for me! several times today, in fact

in fact, i weighed myself. I gained three pounds eating and lost four shitting. is that healthy? it was well formed and of good color... [shrug]

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Message 13/19                 Date: 27-Nov-04  @  03:35 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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were you perspiring while eating?

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Message 14/19                 Date: 29-Nov-04  @  12:48 PM   -   RE: Fiver

Jock Munro

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perhaps it took out your lower intestines as it went through ?

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Message 15/19                 Date: 07-Dec-04  @  11:23 AM   -   RE: Fiver

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Aaah, sorry, but I laughed my ass off on this thread

Try some milk & paradise / apple & lotsofwater / peach / lotsofwater combinations, one of those should work!

Also, seen a documentary on tv with an old professor (thick lenses and goatie) who was raving about this technique he taught to ladies how to massage their stomach, and how grateful they were after they returned from the shitter...

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Message 16/19                 Date: 08-Dec-04  @  01:17 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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You lot are nasty!

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Message 17/19                 Date: 10-Dec-04  @  03:22 AM     Edit: 10-Dec-04  |  03:23 AM   -   RE: Fiver

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I usually find that a good burrito with lots of jalapenos and no sour cream does the trick in 15-20 hours. Actually, a good thai curry will do it too, especially when my better half makes it. I think my guts need a good burning. After that, all I have to do is smell the coffee andf it's time to give the shitter a new paintjob.

Now...having to shit before you get laid...that's rough. Hoppin into bed with an unwashed, freshly poo-smeared bum? Not bloody likely you'll be having your salad tossed.

Ape

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Message 18/19                 Date: 10-Dec-04  @  10:53 AM   -   RE: Fiver

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ewwwwwwwwwww nas-teh!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 19/19                 Date: 10-Dec-04  @  01:51 PM   -   RE: Fiver

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jock, are we having delivery yet. the suspense is killing me ! it's bound to be the size of an imperial cruiser by now

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