Message 23/25
Date: 15-Aug-13 @ 02:32 PM Edit: 15-Aug-13 | 02:33 PM -
RE: Love the new look!
So this bloke wins the lottery and buys a rolls royce and joins the poshest local golf club.
He's driving home from the golf club when he sees a tramp hitchiking, so he stops to give him a lift so he can show off his new wealth. So the tramp gets in the back and they set off and the guy starts showing off.
"fancy a drink"? he asks the tramp. "Push that large silver button on the console, and it opens the drinks chiller and cabinet. Help yourself to a scotch or champagne"
The tramp says "Fuck me! Rolls Royce think of everything!"
Then the guy says "Want to watch tv or a film? Just push that red button and the tv/web cabinet opens, complete with internet browsing, a full library of films as well as all satellite tv channels!"
"Fuck me!" says the tramp, "Rolls Royce think of everything!"
So the tramp settles down with a scotch and a film, when he feels he's sitting on something on the seat, so he reaches down and pulls out a golf tee.
"What's this for?" he asks, holding up the golf tee.
"Oh, you rest your balls on those before you drive off" says the guy
and the tramp says....
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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!