Message 23/30
Date: 29-Sep-04 @ 11:14 AM -
RE: i want to ride my bicycle...
heh - reminds me once me and a mate were driving thru busy central london traffic, and pull up at some lights
it's a stinking hot day, any cars with ragtop roofs had the roof down, all car windows were open, and there's this guy at the light with one of those wizzo 'pro' bikes, and he's got ALL the 'Team' Lycra gear on... except ....he's wearing normal everyday trainers
my mate stands up in his car (roof off) and pointing at this guy on the bike he shouts to everyone:
"LOOK!... LOOK!... LOOK EVERYONE!!!.... HE'S WEARING THE WRONG KIND OF SHOES!!!!!!!"
fucking funny that was, everyone pissed themselves in the cars, plus the pedestrians... this poor guy rode off looking a bit huffy
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