Original Message 1/34                 Date: 28-Dec-04  @  11:18 AM   -   Oz

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I'm waiting for our taxi to take us to the airport, we got a flight to Oz to catch.

Have a great and safe new year. Catch ya at the end of January.

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Message 2/34                 Date: 31-Dec-04  @  03:15 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Have a great time Jock!

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Message 3/34                 Date: 02-Jan-05  @  01:10 AM   -   RE: Oz

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aye. hasn't he gone over there to get married?

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Message 4/34                 Date: 17-Jan-05  @  04:48 PM   -   RE: Oz

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aye mate

We got married in Port Douglas, just north of Cairns, had a facking brilliant day. Best day of my life, not counting the day I lost my mess over a signed photo of Roy Castle of course.

It was our 1 week wedding anniversary yesterday !

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Message 5/34                 Date: 17-Jan-05  @  06:17 PM   -   RE: Oz

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ooer! congrats Jock!

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Message 6/34                 Date: 17-Jan-05  @  08:26 PM   -   RE: Oz

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nice one jock. hope you have many happy years together.

although roy castle was a great tap dancer, bugle blower and passive smoker, personally i find norris mcwhirter a much more pleasing wank target.

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Message 7/34                 Date: 18-Jan-05  @  02:45 AM   -   RE: Oz

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congrats, jock!

treat her better than you treat yer liver, aight?

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Message 8/34                 Date: 18-Jan-05  @  07:21 AM   -   RE: Oz

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jock, married?

damn, man. she must be one tolerant woman!

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Message 9/34                 Date: 18-Jan-05  @  04:33 PM   -   RE: Oz

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cheerz chaps,

and she doesnt have to be tolerant as she's exactly like me, in fact try to think of a female version of me.......... just with smaller tits.

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Message 10/34                 Date: 18-Jan-05  @  04:38 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Jesus! Two Jocks! And they're TOGETHER!

Nice one, Jock and congratulations!

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Message 11/34                 Date: 18-Jan-05  @  09:18 PM   -   RE: Oz

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can I operate the video camera?

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 12/34                 Date: 19-Jan-05  @  11:34 PM   -   RE: Oz

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She's like you Jock does that mean we can expect even more pictures of gut curry in the bog than usual?

seriously *curls the lip like Cliff Richards*

"Congratulations and Jubilations"

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Message 13/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  02:52 AM   -   RE: Oz

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gut curry. thats fckin nasty

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Message 14/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  03:33 AM     Edit: 20-Jan-05  |  03:33 AM   -   RE: Oz

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people think it's gross.




























but it's really good on toast.

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Message 15/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  10:27 AM   -   RE: Oz

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woah!... that rhymes!

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 16/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  04:01 PM   -   RE: Oz

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When you're climbing up a ladder






















and you feel something splatter.

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Message 17/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  04:18 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Pam Ayers eat yer heart out.

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Message 18/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  04:31 PM   -   RE: Oz

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aw maaaan, even JOCK doesn't know the diarrhea song when he sees it?

"Diarrhea... ungh, ungh... Diarrhea... ungh, ungh!"

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Message 19/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  04:31 PM   -   RE: Oz

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When yer drivin' in yer chevy?





























And yer pants feel kinda heavy??? ..... ANYone???

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Message 20/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  04:34 PM   -   RE: Oz

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I just felt it entirely appropriate to devolve Jock's wedding announcement thread into a discussion of songs about loosly-formed stools.

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Message 21/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  08:15 PM   -   RE: Oz

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while we're talking about shit

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Message 22/34                 Date: 20-Jan-05  @  09:37 PM   -   RE: Oz

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"But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed."

There's a joke in there somewhere....

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Message 23/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  01:17 AM   -   RE: Oz

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insert something amusing about brown handed here

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Message 24/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  12:24 PM   -   RE: Oz

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I always wanted to attach a radio transmitter to one of my dogs eggs, you know the sort of ones they attach around the necks of endagered condors to track them in the wild. I bet I'm not the only one who wants to know the exact from from arse to the shit factory ?

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Message 25/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  04:19 PM   -   RE: Oz

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wow jock, ya lost even me with that poop thing there.

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Message 26/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  04:39 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Dunno if this lot will work, sorry about the size of the images....

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37573150.JPG[/img]

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37573061.JPG[/img]

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37572972.JPG[/img]
Thats the view from our table at Doyles Resturant on Watsons Bay, Sydney.

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37572989.JPG[/img]
Heres the sunset over Sydney CBD, taken from Watsons Bay again.

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37573013.JPG[/img]
Me and Mrs Jock at Ayers Rock a couple of days before the wedding.

[img]http://pictures.friendsreunited.co.uk/pictures/37583039.JPG[/img]

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Message 27/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  06:31 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Awwww! How did you manage to pull a bird like that?Are you secretly loaded Jock?

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Message 28/34                 Date: 21-Jan-05  @  06:32 PM   -   RE: Oz

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Nice to see a bit of love on the forum innit!

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Message 29/34                 Date: 22-Jan-05  @  04:25 AM   -   RE: Oz

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lovely smile she's got, congrats !

and you have a lovely set of ears, must be nice to her, for directions and all ;p

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Message 30/34                 Date: 22-Jan-05  @  04:53 AM   -   RE: Oz

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[melts].... nice man!

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Message 31/34                 Date: 22-Jan-05  @  09:53 AM   -   RE: Oz

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Message 32/34                 Date: 23-Jan-05  @  01:08 AM   -   RE: Oz

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Awesome dude!

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Message 33/34                 Date: 23-Jan-05  @  09:44 AM   -   RE: Oz

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heh - talking of Oz-land reminds me of that old (possibly urban myth) story, you've probably read on the www

some guy who was i think a pro Golfer was in Oz for a tournament, and hired a car to travel and while driving along in the middle of the countryside when he hit a kangaroo

the guy gets out of the car and see's the dead Roo, and thinks he'll have a bit of a joke, so he drags the roo up to the car and stands it up against the front of the car in a suitable 'pose', and takes his jacket & cap off and puts it on the Roo, and get's his camera and starts to take a few snaps of the Roo standing by the car wearing the team blazer & cap... but apparently the roo was only stunned, and suddenly came too, and it hops off into the brush with the guys jacket on which had his wallet in the pocket with about a few 1000 bucks and all his credit cards... never to be seen again

lol - it's sposed to be a true story

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I had an idea for a script once. It's basically Jaws except when the guys in the boat are going after Jaws, they look around and there's an even bigger Jaws. The guys have to team up with Jaws to get Bigger Jaws.... I call it... Big Jaws!!!

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Message 34/34                 Date: 23-Jan-05  @  11:23 PM   -   RE: Oz

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ha ha ha, fantastic.

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