Message 37/70
Date: 21-May-03 @ 01:33 PM -
RE: Pay attention we're everywhere
card drivers man - I was in covent garden one day, waiting at a junction, (you know who small the roads are in CGarden, narrow little streets) and this twat tries to pull alongside me to the 'Give-Way' line rather than wait 6 ft behind me until I pull out, and as he pulls alongside, he runs over my FOOT! - His Jag front wheel comes to rest on my right foot... I'm like "yeeeaaaaarggghh!!!!"... so a pummelled his bonnet repeatedly & caved it in with my fist... heh heh - That HAD to hurt!
Then of course you have the dreaded VOLVO driver - as the old biker joke goes - "Volvo are changing their name to VULVA, cos only cunt's drive 'em!"
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