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Date: 21-Oct-03 @ 12:44 PM -
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 Percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. It is the only culture some people will ever have.
Monday is an awful way to spend a seventh of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a coupl! e of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death .... Twice?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "what the hell happened?"
A day without sunshine is like, night.