Message 50/62
Date: 02-Aug-03 @ 01:20 AM -
RE: The fat star wars kid
In all honesty, I hope that Lucas cans most of his cast, and instead of this fucking cheese he's been reduced to doing, goes back to the deep dark evil stuff he did in Empire Stirkes Back. Remember, Vader is not that lanky little whiney peanut puffer. He's a SERIOUSLY bad ass dude, as in bad enough that nobody in the entire galaxy will fuck with him, bad enough to take out the Emperor himself. Not some fuckin whining little whelp that says "I kiiled them like animals....boo-hoo-hoo!!" No way. Vader feels no shame or remorse in torture to get the job done, let alone slaughter. We're talking strangulation with the power of will from parsecs away, just at mild irritation. "Boo-hoo-hoo...Obi Wan holds me back...boo-hoo-hoo." No way. Fuck the fat kid, and fuck the cheese. Vader's about to become reality. Can't beat Count Dookie, my foot. Should have just picked him up and squashed him, lashing out cuz he was pissed about the loss of his hand. Anyhoos....
Ape